I am a Proffesional Job Seeker

This whole find a job business blows. I'm in week five now (i think) and i've been told everything from "you're over-qualified..." are you sure you really want to lower your standards to work in a really amazing position at our really supremely cool businesss?" to "Oh.. yeah. It's so great to meet you , but we just hired all of our new people, they're currently on their last day of training, and we won't be hiring for another six months."

What the hell? Why did you call me ALL THE WAY down here for, then?

To that, I say,"That is something up of which I will not put."

And here, in that sentence, lies:

Grammar Lesson #1: Never end a sentence with a preposition. The above is riduculous, yet correct, and immensly enjoyable to repeat in instances of insult.

haha...